1. I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

2. I'm what Willis was talking about

3. If you were a booger, I'd pick you.l

4. My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

5. Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

6. I'll make you shiver when I deliver.

7. Is your dad retarded? Cause you're special

8. I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

9. I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

10. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

11. Spooning leads to forking.

12. Was your dad in the Airforce? Cause you're the bomb.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

14. Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?

15. My love is like a snowflake: complex

16. I have big feet

17. I'm like a blizzard. I'll give you 8-10" and you won't leave the house.

18. I support gay marriage (if both chicks are hot)

19. I wish I knew how to quit you

20. I may not be the cutest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

21.Is your daddy a dealer? Because you're dope.

22. Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue.

23. I'm like fast food. Treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

24. I may not be a Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

25. If I were you, I'd go out with me.

26. I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?

27. I'm a math tutor: Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

28. No strings attached

29. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

30. C'mon, you can't get pregnant again.

31. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

32. Did you fart? because you blew me away

33. You must be a speeding ticket because you have the word "fine" written all over you

34. Do you have a bandade? cause i scrapped my knee when I fell for you

35. Are those astronaut pants? Caus eyour body is out of this world

36. Did it hurt?
-Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven

37. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


haha got many more?

hah...if you were a booger, I'd pick you. If someone said that to me, I might slap them...and then leave...lol
» lazypuppy on 2006-12-05 12:44:30

If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? :p
» ikimashokie on 2006-12-05 12:46:43

I like #3
That is going to be my next pick up line. How many dates do you think I would get???
» kKaMa67 on 2006-12-05 12:48:06

-- you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
-- you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
-- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

those are the only ones i remember.
but i love the ones you have! #4 cracked me up! lol.
» dis1girl on 2006-12-05 01:02:21

thats is very nice and funny...
» jolenesiah on 2006-12-05 01:10:23

Suggestions for your next date
» kKaMa67 on 2006-12-05 01:17:40

these are pretty funny. some are just gross and icky, but funny none-the-less
» LostSoul13 on 2006-12-05 04:46:25

i caught you a delicious bass
» middaymoon on 2006-12-06 04:26:18

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