us CALIFORNIANS
by: moi

-Everyone hates cops.

-I live next door to mexicans.

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours.

-I say "like" and "for sure" and "scandalous" and "shady" and "janky" and "cutty" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often!!!

-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

-I can wear sandals all year long.

-I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore". [[L0L]]

-I know 65 mph really means 100mph.

-When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.

-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14.

-My governor can kick your governors ass.

-I can go out at midnight.

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.

-We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california stop"
No cop no stop!

-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN BiiTCHEZ!!!

-We have In-N-Out [[HAHA]]

-I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you.

-The best athletes come from here..duh

-We got disneyland.

-We call it soda, not pop.

IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS
IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY